That’s Lobstertainment

You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Kif might! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts!

Lethal Inspection

As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. You can see how I lived before I met you.

  • Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.
  • Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
  • Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried?
  • And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr.
  • Who are those horrible orange men?

Teenage Mutant Leela’s Hurdles

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!